Its Christmas Eve
and I've only wrapped 2 fucking Presents
Its Christmas Eve
and I've only wrapped 2 fucking Presents

And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad'll suck me off i'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, i'll never talk to you again, i'll never talk to you again

It's Labour day and my grampa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs
Labour day and my grampa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs

And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
and i'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad'll suck me off i'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, i'll never talk to you again, i'll never talk to you again