I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog

That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog, and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
Arr, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur!
Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate, but I found the dog
Arr, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister!

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
Wanna fuck a fuckin dog

Fuck you